{"id":1115,"date":"2020-04-02T16:46:10","date_gmt":"2020-04-02T14:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pplactus.com\/?p=1115"},"modified":"2020-05-19T13:22:57","modified_gmt":"2020-05-19T11:22:57","slug":"eloge-de-la-sieste-au-lycee-jai-dormi-toute-lannee-jai-pris-un-abonnement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/?p=1115","title":{"rendered":"Eloge de la sieste au lyc\u00e9e : \u00ab\u00a0J&rsquo;ai dormi toute l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e, j&rsquo;ai pris un abonnement !\u00a0\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dormir en cours me permet de me concentrer davantage, de faire passer la fatigue et la faim, de me plonger dans mes soucis, de r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer facilement et de me d\u00e9crotter le nez. J\u2019aime effectuer les contr\u00f4les parce que cela me permet de dormir plus ou moins longtemps selon la difficult\u00e9 du travail. Quand ce n\u2019est pas difficile, je me permets de dormir pendant au moins trente minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Pour moi, cette m\u00e9thode fonctionne \u00e0 merveille car, sans forcer, je r\u00e9ussis toujours \u00e0 \u00eatre au-dessus de 10\/20. Des camarades me prennent pour un fou, mon prof d\u2019histoire pense que j\u2019ai un baobab dans la main, mot et expression que j\u2019ai appris \u00e0 l\u2019occasion, tandis que ma prof de vente pense que je me shoote aux somnif\u00e8res, ce dont je n\u2019ai jamais pris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chez moi, c\u2019est reparti pour la routine, une bonne sieste d\u2019une heure et demie ! Une fois, un samedi dans le bus, j\u2019ai m\u00eame dormi jusqu\u2019au terminus !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00e8s fois, je pense que je suis atteint d\u2019une maladie, la maladie du sommeil. De toute fa\u00e7on, moi, d\u00e8s qu\u2019il y a du calme, je suis parti. Je suis parti alors pour avoir de grosses cro\u00fbtes jaunes dans les yeux au r\u00e9veil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong> Capt\u2019ain Baobab<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Article paru dans<a href=\"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/maquette-Balactu-num%C3%A9ro-6.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\" Bal'actu num\u00e9ro 6 (s\u2019ouvre dans un nouvel onglet)\"> <em>Bal&rsquo;actu <\/em>num\u00e9ro 6<\/a>, juin 2012.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Photo : Pixabay<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dormir en cours me permet de me concentrer davantage, de faire passer la fatigue et la faim, de me plonger dans mes soucis, de r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer facilement et de me d\u00e9crotter le nez. J\u2019aime effectuer les contr\u00f4les parce que cela me permet de dormir plus ou moins longtemps selon la difficult\u00e9 du travail. 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