{"id":1552,"date":"2020-05-13T20:20:52","date_gmt":"2020-05-13T18:20:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pplactus.com\/?p=1552"},"modified":"2020-05-13T20:22:11","modified_gmt":"2020-05-13T18:22:11","slug":"comment-se-prendre-un-rateau-en-10-lecon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/?p=1552","title":{"rendered":"Comment se prendre un rateau en 10 le\u00e7on !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>1. Sentir mauvais et surtout, puer de la gueule. Prends un dentifrice !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. Parler trop. Et quand tu parles, \u00e7a soule fr\u00e8re !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. Etre sensible. Ne pas perdre ses couilles devant la femme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Ne pas avoir un petit sexe. Minimum 20 cm !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Ne pas \u00eatre b\u00eate, ni inculte !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6. Ne pas \u00eatre un canard. Ne pas \u00eatre friendzone (c\u2019est quand la fille nous dit : il faut qu\u2019on reste ami).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7. Bref, ne pas faire comme Bryan (\u00e9mission de canard qui passait sur TJ)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8. Ne pas donner d\u2019argent \u00e0 la femme car elle prend alors trop la confiance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9. Ne pas faire l\u2019enfant. Etre immature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10. Pour les Noirs, mettre de la cr\u00e8me (pour les jambes) car tu es tout blanc comme Bryan !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Risley<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Article paru dans&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/?p=1505\"><em>PPL Actus<\/em>&nbsp;num\u00e9ro 3<\/a>&nbsp;\u2013 d\u00e9cembre 2016\/janvier 2017.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Photo : Pixabay<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Sentir mauvais et surtout, puer de la gueule. Prends un dentifrice ! 2. Parler trop. Et quand tu parles, \u00e7a soule fr\u00e8re ! 3. Etre sensible. Ne pas perdre ses couilles devant la femme. 4. Ne pas avoir un petit sexe. Minimum 20 cm ! 5. Ne pas \u00eatre b\u00eate, ni inculte ! 6. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/?p=1552\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Comment se prendre un rateau en 10 le\u00e7on !<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1553,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[396,395,397],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sexualites","tag-drague","tag-rapport-filles-garcons","tag-seduction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1555,"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions\/1555"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pplactus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}